Anunturie de mai jos sunt culese din diferite colturi ale lumii, fiind facute pentru turistii vorbitori de limba engleza.
Cocktail lounge, Norvegia:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
La gradina botanica, Budapesta:
"Please do not feed the animals. if you have any suitable food, give it to the guard."
Cabinetul unui doctor, Roma:
"Specialist in women and other diseases."
Hotel Acapulco:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
Informatii despre folosirea aerului conditionat intr-un hotel, Japonia:
"Cools and heats: if you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself."
Brosura de la o firma de inchirieri de masini, Tokyo:
"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor."
Dry cleaner, Bangkok:
"Drop your trousers here for the best results."
Semn in toaleta barbatilor, Japonia:
"To stop leak, turn cock to the right."
Intr-un restaurant, Nairobi:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
Pe terenul unei scoli private:
"No trespassing without permission."
Pe o autostrada apropiata de rau, Athi:
"Take notice: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
Pe un poster la Kencom:
"Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."
Intr-un restaurant:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
Pe o cladire:
"Mental health prevention centre."
Un afis pe un uscator de maini:
"Do not activate with wet hands."
Intr-o maternitate:
"No children allowed."
Intr-un cimitir:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
Semn intr-o baie publica, Japonia:
"Foreign guests are requested not to pull cock in tub."
Regulile intr-un hotel din Tokio:
"Guests are prohibited not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed."
Atentionare intr-un hotel, Tokyo:
"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please not to have noticed."
Pe meniul unui restaurant, Elvetia:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
Intr-un bar, Tokyo:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
Intr-un templu, Bangkok:
"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
Atetionare intr-un hotel, Tailanda:
"Please do not bring solicitors into your room."
Brosura unui hotel, Italia:
"This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude."
Holul unui hotel, Bucharesti:
"This lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
Liftul hotelului, Paris:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."
Hotel, Iugoslavia:
"The flatenning of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
Hotel, Japonia:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
In holul unui hotel din Moscova, vizavi de o manastire rusa ortodoxa:
"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except thursday."
Catering hotel pentru skiori, Austria:
"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."
Luat dintr-un meniu, Polonia:
"Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten in the country people’s fashion."
Supermarket, Hongkong:
"For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
Dintr-un saptamanal rus:
"There will be a moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 soviet republic paintersand sculptors. These where executed over the past two years."
Intr-un ziar est-african:
"A new swimming pool in rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."
Hotel, Viena:
"In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter."
Un semn postat in Padurea Neagra, Gemania:
"It is strickly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose."
Hotel, Zurich:
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bed room, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
Publicitate la un dentist, Hongkong:
"Teeth extracted by the latest methodists."
O spalatorie, Roma:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
Agentie turistica, Cehoslovacia:
"Take one of our horse-driver city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages."
Publicitate la calarit pe magarusi, Tailanda:
"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"
In fereastra unui blanar suedez:
"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
Pe cutia unei jucarii cu cheie facuta in Hong Kong:
"Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
Intr-un han de munte, Suedia:
"Special today – no ice cream."
Birou pentru bilete de avion, Copenhaga:
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
